I shaved my face
and combed my hair,
put on a new pair
of underwear
And sat on the porch
with my Labrador like
a hundred other times before
She changed her shoes and
freshened up her face,
put on some skimpy sexy lace
And finally made her way
through the back screen door
we loaded up
on the front seat of my Ford
And we went out to dinner
and we drove right back home
watched an old movie and
drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
and we got right down to it,
there aint nothin left to do
now that we've done it
Oh, yes
It seems like
it happens every time,
we get a chance to
reignite that fire
We burn it fast
and then retire just before
the news on channel five
Yeah, we went out to dinner
and we drove right back home
watched an old movie and
drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
and we got right down to it,
there aint nothin left to do
now that we've done it
After all these years
it can get routine,
you can change the order up,
or use different names
Try it in the mornin or
the middle of the day,
the end results
still the same
Oh, we went out
to dinner and
we drove right back home,
watched an old movie and
drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv
and we got right down to it,
there aint nothin left to do
now that we've done it
Oh, Lord,
we've turned off the tv and
we got right
there aint nothin left to do
now that we've done it
Hey, honey,
hand me that remote