I Can Do Without You

　　In the Summer you're the Winter

　　In the finger you're the splinter

　　In the banquet you're the stew

　　Say I could do without you

　　In the garden you're the gopher

　　In the Levi's you're the loafer

　　Like an overturned canoe

　　Well I could do without you

　　You can go to Philadelphia

　　Take a hack to Hackensack

　　Hey I'll never ring a bell fer yer

　　Or yell fer yer to come back

　　In the question you're the why

　　In the ointment you're the fly

　　Though I know some things are indefensible

　　Like a buck or two

　　If there's one thing I can do without

　　I can do without you

　　In the barrel you're a pickle

　　In the goldmine you're a nickel

　　You're the tack inside my shoe

　　Yes I can do without you

　　In my bosom you're a dagger

　　You're a mangy carpetbagger

　　In the theatre you're the 'boo'

　　I can do without you

　　You got charms they ain't bewitchin' me

　　You've a face no one would paint

　　I got the darndest itch in me

　　To be wherever you ain't

　　In the bullfrog you're the croak

　　In the forest poison oak

　　Though I know somethings are necessary

　　My half-pint buckaroo

　　If there's one thing I can do without

　　I can do without

　　You're a knothead

　　You're a faker

　　You're a bonehead

　　Troublemaker

　　I can do without you