Pirates of the Black Tide - Disney
We welcome the night as black as our heart
Can't see don't want never had a naval chart
The thief's rule of law
Is an appropriation bill
We're the pirates of the Black Tide
Sailors if you will
It's no birthday cake if you want our employ
And to be like us is a mistake you will enjoy
When pirates rule the seas
The world's a better place
We're the pirates of the Black Tide
We're a wonderful disgrace
We're the mythical pinnacle statement of
Your worst-est dream or vocabulary word
We're tyrannical mechanical and people say
That we smell like death
And you can't take that away
Yes we're your worst fear
And we know where you hide
We've hidden there before
We don't care how hard you've cried
We're the bottom of the barrel
When it comes to raising kids
We're pirates from the North Pole
We know just what you did
We have nightmares too
But we just call them dreams
We've taken this yachting thing out to the extreme
We're Type-A personalities
Our therapy's a sword
We're the pirates of the Black Tide
We will not be ignored
We're black-hearted
Swashbuckled never take a shower
Kind of guys obsessed a bit with fame and power
We're deplorable horrible
Scull and cross-bone ridden
Living on the ship where nothing is forbidden
Yes we're your worst fear
And we know where you sleep
So tucky tuck in I wouldn't sleep too deep
We're the worst father figure
Figure out how not to scream
We're the pirates of the Black Tide
Hope you have sweet dreams
We're the Pirates of the Black Tide
Hope you have sweet dreams