Everybody Loves Me, Baby - Don McLean
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Fortune has me well in hand armies wait my command
My gold lies in a foreign land
buried deep beneath the sand
The angels guide my ev'ry prayer
my enemies are sick or dead
But all the victories
I've led haven't brought you to my bed
You see everybody loves me baby
what's the matter with you
Tell me what did I do to offend you
Now the purest race I've bred to be
to live in my democracy
And the highest human pedigree awaits
the first born boy baby
And my face on ev'ry coin engraved
the anarchists are all enslaved
My own flag is forever waved by
the grateful people I have saved
You see everybody loves me baby
what's the matter with you
Tell me what did I do to offend you
Now no man is beyond my claim
when land is seized in the people's name
By evil men who rob and maim
if war is hell I'm not to blame
Why you can't blame me I'm Heaven's child
I'm the second son of mary mild
And I'm twice removed from oscar wilde
but he didn't mind why he just smiled
Yes and the ocean parts when I walk through
and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I'm held in very great value by everyone
I meet but you
Cause I've used my talents as
I could I've done some bad I've done some good
I did a whole lot better than they thought
I would so c'mon and treat me like you should
Because everybody loves me baby
what's the matter with you
Tell me what did I do to offend you whoo yeah
Everybody loves me baby
what's the matter with you
Tell me what did I do to offend you
Yeah everybody loves me baby
what's the matter with you
Tell me what did I do to offend you