My Baby's Daddy - Craig Campbell
He's always around at all the wrong times
He's a businessman got his nose in mine
Lays down the law and says what he feels
Threatenin' and a gettin' all up in my grill
That man's got eyes all over this town
Got us under surveillance when I take her out
She ain't just his daughter she's his only one
Sure makes it hard to get away from
My baby's daddy
Ain't no kind of crazy like my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody hates me like my baby's daddy, yeah
I'd a married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn't have to ask my baby's daddy
I'm just an ex VP of the FFA
And that SOB is like the CIA
I go from workin' on the tractor and the irrigation
To a date night livin' room interrogation
It's hard to get further than a kiss goodnight
When he's tappin' on my window pointin' at the time
Old sucker rooster blockin' my fun
I think he'd rather her be a nun
My baby's daddy
Ain't no kind of crazy like my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody hates me like my baby's daddy, yeah
I'd a married that girl a few months back
If I knew I didn't have to ask my baby's daddy
Could've had the honeymoon and done been back
If I'd a just bucked up and asked
My baby's daddy
'Bout to have me a little talk with my baby's daddy
Gonna have him a son in law
Gonna marry that girl like it or not
That's if I don't get shot oh
By baby's daddy
Can't nobody save me from my baby's daddy
Ain't nobody crazy like my baby's daddy, yeah
Crazy SOB, but I love him