Everyone knows
What a Heffalump's like
It's got fiery eyes
And a tail with a spike
With claws on it's paws
That are sharp as a tack
And wing-a-ma-things
Coming out of it's back
Excuse me
What's a Heffalump
What's a Heffalump
Everyone knows
What a Heffalump's like
It's got fiery eyes
And a tail with a spike
With claws on it's paws
That are sharp as a tack
And wing-a-ma-things
Coming out of it's back
Coming out of it's back
Cause anxisides
Extratakely
Cause it's bottom is up and it's top's really down
So it's nose is it's tail or the other way around Yeah
And it's wide as a river and tall as a tree
Imagine gigantic And times it by three
It clomps here and there
It stomps to and fro
It's got three horns above
And eleven below
And those are its good points
There's much more to know
About the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed
Horribly hazardous Heffalumps
Everyone knows that they lurk and they creep
The best time to see one is when it's asleep
If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump
You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee
And which part is lump
They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust
Stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust
The worst part of all is
They're the dreadfully dreaded
Thoroughly three-headed Fiercely ferociously
Mostly atrociously Horribly hazardous Heffalumps