I Will Never Be A Star

　　I Will Never Be A Star - Ylvis

　　They're amazing,don't you think?

　　So incredibly talented

　　So many hits on YouTube

　　So many things to live up to

　　They're amazing,don't you think?

　　My two older brothers

　　They've had a wonderful career

　　ButIwas never asked to join them

　　Oh God,how can it be?

　　Those assholes did not ask me?

　　I will never be a star

　　I will never ever do a concert

　　Never perform with an audience

　　I will never stand alone on stage

　　I wouldn't have the never to do it

　　Guess I would fuck it up anyway

　　I will never be a star

　　I have some tricks up my sleeve

　　How I wish that I can show them

　　I spin a pen aroud my thumb

　　And then I grab it with my index

　　I want to show it

　　But I know I can't

　　Cause the live audience gives me nerves here I stand

　　I tremble,Isweat

　　Shivers run down my spine

　　As I stretch out my arm and prepare

　　That's why I will never be a star

　　I wouldn't know how to move my body

　　I would be stiff as a traffic light

　　I will never be a star

　　I wouldn't know how to top the chorus

　　With lots of smoke going everywhere

　　Ok,listen up everyone!

　　I know you enjoyed my pen trick

　　And it's real easy,you can learn it too

　　Just go to YouTube and search for"pen trick"

　　That's what I did!

　　I will never be a star

　　You better believe it

　　Cause I mean it

　　I will never be

　　I will never be a star