Anything Goes

　　Anything Goes - 许慧欣

　　Times have changed

　　And we've often rewound the clock

　　Since the Puritans got a shock

　　When they landed on Plymouth Rock

　　If today

　　Any snock they should try to stem

　　Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

　　Plymouth Rock would land on them

　　In olden days a glimpse of stocking

　　Was looked on as something shocking

　　But now God knows

　　Anything goes

　　Good authors too who once knew better words

　　Now only use four letter words

　　Writing prose

　　Anything goes

　　The world has gone mad today

　　And good's bad today

　　And black's white today

　　And day's night today

　　When most guys today

　　That women prize today

　　Are just silly gigolos

　　So though l'm not a great romancer

　　I know that l'm bound to answer

　　When you propose

　　Anything goes

　　When grandmamas whose age is eighty

　　In night clubs are getting matey with gigolos

　　Anything goes

　　When mothers pack and leave poor father

　　Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros

　　Anything goes

　　If driving fast cars you like

　　If low bars you like

　　If ole hymns you like

　　If bare limbs you like

　　Id Mae west you like

　　Or me undressed you like

　　Why nobody will oppose

　　When every night the set that's smart is

　　Intruding in nudist parties in studios

　　Anything goes

　　The world has gone mad today

　　And good's bad today

　　And black's white today

　　And day's night today

　　When most guys today

　　That women prize today

　　Are just silly gigolos

　　So though l'm not a great romancer

　　I know that l'm bound to answer

　　When you propose

　　Anything goes

　　If green pears you like

　　If old chairs you like

　　If back stairs you like

　　If love affairs you like

　　With young bears you like

　　Why nobody will oppose

　　So though l'm not a great romancer

　　I know that l'm bound to answer

　　When you propose

　　Anything goes

　　Anything goes