Fixer Upper-Maia Wilson
What’s the issue
Dear Why are you holding back from such a man
Is it the clumpy way he walks or the grumpy way he talks
Or the pear-shaped square-shaped weirdness of his feet
And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper so he’s got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain-dear his thing with the reindeer
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love
Can we please just stop talking about this
We’ve got a real actual problem here
I’ll say So tell me dear
Is it the way that he runs scared or that he’s socially impaired
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods — what
Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness
Or the way he covers up that he’s the honest goods
He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper he’s got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for human hugs
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper but we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you
ENOUGH She is engaged to someone else okay
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper that’s a minor thing
This quote ‘engagement’ is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don’t see no ring
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper her brain’s a bit betwixt
Get the fiance out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed
We’re not saying you can change her
Cuz people don’t really change
We’re only saying that love’s a force
That’s powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they’re mad
Or scared or stressed
Throw a little love their way (throw a little love their way)
And you’ll bring out their best
True love brings out their best
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper that’s what it’s all about
Father Sister Brother We need each other to raise us up and round us out
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper but when push comes to shove
The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is
True true true true true true love
True love love love love love true love
True
Do you Anna take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded
Wait what
You’re getting married
Love