High school ring high school ring
Who would have guessed it was a homicidal thing
Crying crying crying on your front porch swing
Eyes swollen up like a yellowjacket sting
Call him a thief call him a crook
Youll never get back what the magpie took
Call him a raven call him a rook
Youll never get back what the magpie took
Your boyfriends mean
Your boyfriends mean
I swear I swear I swear I didnt say anything
Your grandmothers silver
You kept it so clean
And those dark glasses can you see what I mea
Call him a thief call him a crook
Youll never get back what the magpie took
Call him a raven call him a rook
Youll never get back what the magpie took