Real Girls Eat Cake-The Janoskians
Hey girl, I see you make an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth, you fucking dipshit
You're a hot mess and I like it
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let's go, when we go out we make a great team
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
You're my kind of girl and I like it
(yeah, yeah, yeah)-JAI-
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(really stupid this song)-CHORUS-
I don't need a girl who worry 'bout a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than a salad on a date
(Oh woahh)
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adrianna LIma
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
(Oh woahh)
Cause real girls eat cake-LUKE-
I really really like the way your face is (you're beautiful)
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (YUMMY!)
But I still snog you 'cause I like it
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let me have a word with your mom 'cause she's sexy
(she's sexy)
It must run in her genes if you get me
I gotta admit that I like her
(yeah, yeah, yeah)-JAI-
I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(I like you)-CHORUS-
I don't need a girl who worry 'bout a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than a salad on a date
(Oh woahh)
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you're prettier than Adrianna Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
(Oh woahh)
Cause real girls eat cake-JAMES-
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
(reeeeal girrrrls eaaaat cakeeee)
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
(reeeeal girrrrls eaaaat cakeeee)-CHORUS-
To me you're prettier than Adrianna Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake
(Oh woahh)
Cause real girls eat cake-DANIEL-
Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake that would be nice and ice whipped cream
And chocolate cake!
And cream cake also with a little lemon and herb cake
And some fat cake over there and tomato sauce cake over there
Vegemite cake ohh uhh what other cakes do we have?
Jacob Fultons mmm fucking cake