Emperor Of The Highway - Todd Rundgren
Written by:Todd Rundgren
I am the emperor of the highway
I wield the universal will
One might chance to overlook on my divineness
Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
I am the emperor of the highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the emperor of the highway
Hold methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog
I am the emperor of the highway
This time my friend you are outclassed
For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
And he will place his royal boot upon your ass
This is my exit we shall meet another day
Don't forget who's emperor of the highway
For I am the emperor of the highway