Oh Men - The Moffatts
Oh men what are we like
Why can't we just stop gazing
Why must we always ogle
What makes them so amazing
Sometimes it's just a bosom
Sometimes it's just a wiggle
Sometimes it's just the rump
Or just the jeans or just the jiggle
Be they schoolgirl be they teacher
Be they housewife be they hussy
Be they scholar be they halfwit
Face it boys we're just not fussy
Now I don't think we're all the same
But I think there's few exceptions
Yes we all love to lech
We're all slaves to our erections
And they say we don't grow up
That we all just need our mothers
And they've maybe got a point
But listen to me brothers:
We can claim it's just our nature
We can swear it's just our way
But that's a modern myth
It's just the easy thing to say
Because Mother Nature says that women
Should find the fittest donor
Yes they should sleep around
And Man should be the loner
And women once were worshipped
Until Christians crashed the scene
And said 'Your place is in the home
And your pleasure is obscene
So don't mistake your woman
For your plaything or your prey
Because she'll probably outshine you
In almost every way
Yes you can do your cleaning
And you can do your cooking:
Give the ladies some respect
But there's still no harm in looking
My love what am I like
You should be all I need
I'm yours until I die
I'm in love with you indeed
We don't see eye to eye
Not every day is sunny
I'm fact tain sure you hear this
And you'll think it's pretty funny
So to ask a stupid question
Could I love you more Not much
And even though I'm looking
I swear I could never touch
My heart and hands are yours
Just let me keep my eyes
And I'll rip them out myself
Should infidelity arise