Chocolate Jesus - Beth Hart
Welly, Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
If fall out on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Welly it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied
Welly I don't want no Abba Zabba
I don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
A suitable for this girl
Welly it's the only thing
That can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Welly it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Be good enough for me
Welly it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
To keep me satisfied