Ya-eee Icky thump who'd a thunk
Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Ah well what a chump well my head
Got a bump when I hit it on the radio
Redhead se orita lookin' dead
Came and said "Need a bed " en espa ol
Said give me a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar
Well I don't need a microphone
Yeah I swear beside the hair she had one white eye
One blank stare lookin' up lyin' there
On a stand near her hand was a candy cane
Black rum sugar cane dry ice somethin' strange
La la la
White Americans what nothin' better to do
Why don't you kick yourself out You're an immigrant too
Who's usin' who What should we do
Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too
Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind looked around and there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself