Go Kindergarten - The Lonely Island
Party people (party people)
We have taken control of your minds (your minds)
So get on the floor (oh yeah)
Cause it's time to kick up dirt now let's work
Hey – we're gonna dance tonight okay
We all shining bright let the music take you away
Don't ask questions just do everything that we say
On the floor ladies shake that ass
Shake that shake that ass work it twerk it drop it fast
Fellas whip your dick out – whip whip your dick out
Indiana Jones and whip your f**kin' dick out
Now punch your friend – punch punch your friend
Get on the f**kin' floor and punch your best friend
Make your butt look flat – make that shit flap
Use the art of perspective or hide it in a hat
Go stupid get stupid – because we said to do it
Go dumb eat garbage – we goin' kindergarten
Yeah – you know some of it might seem strange
But don't think just obey
Let the music play 'cause we put it in a song
So do everything that we say
Have a motherf**kin' baby on the floor
Raise it in the club homeschool it by the door
Now be ambidextrous – f**kin' ambidextrous
We'll come around and test you
It's no biggie on our checklist
Now ladies whip your dick out
Whip whip your dick out
Don't ask how just f**kin' figure it out
Now make your booty speak – teach that ass English
Make it suck helium and (talk like this)
Now eat the banana – potassium for stamina
Then build a school burn it down
Get on the floor and do it now
F**k a house eat a shoe all because we told you to
So raise your glass then break the glass
Then stomp your bare feet on the glass
Champagne corks pop 'em off
Middle fingers up now chop ‘em off
Then pose nude for a family friend
(Never speak of it again)
The party's here and you can't escape
(So just do everything that we say)
Go Zombie be brainless
Here we are entertain us
Get stupid go moron
We goin' kindergarten