F****d My Aunt (feat T-Pain) - The Lonely Island
Damn I f**ked my aunt
I can't believe I f**ked my aunt
I f**ked my aunt y'all
I was thirteen skinny little freckle-faced kid
Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid
But the summers were my favorite
When we swam in the lake
And trips to the city
What a magical place
First baseball game
Man I'll never forget
Crackerjacks
Bleacher seats and the crack of the bat
My friend Tim caught a ball
But he gave it to me
And five years later I f**ked my aunt
Damn I f**ked my aunt
I can't believe that I f**ked my aunt
Man I really f**ked my aunt
I f**ked my aunt y'all
Rainstorms always give me the blues
Worst one in ten years on the evening news
She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed
My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
We opened some wine and laughed like kids
She told me funny things that her and my mom did
But then my uncle called and she had to go
And twelve years later I f**ked her sister
Damn I f**ked my aunt
I can't believe I f**ked my aunt
Damn I f**ked my aunt
I f**ked my aunt y'all
It was my eighteenth birthday
The world was still new
My parents threw me a party as parents will do
My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift
It was an ant farm; man she was a trip
Later that night I was up in my room
I watched as the small ant community bloomed
So simple yet so complex
I contemplated my own life
And wondered what would come next
I took out my favorite
Ant and crushed it with my dick
And also I f**ked my aunt
Damn I f**ked my ant
And I f**ked my aunt
Man we f**ked our aunts
We f**ked our aunts y'all
Oh I can't believe it
They f**ked their aunts
I mean I f**ked my aunt too
But you don't see me making songs about it
Although we technically didn't have sex
Just some above the clothes stuff
And some under the clothes stuff
I mean what is sex really
Is it just penetration
Or do you have to finish
'Cause I finished
Damn I f**ked my aunt y'all