Diaper Money-The Lonely Island
Lonely Island!
We've been here for a minute now
This some grown man shit
I got that diaper money,
I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money
I'm a grown ass man
Ayo I got that diaper money
'cause my kids is the shit
So I say I'm gonna hustle
to keep my pocket but fit
I got papers and papers and tapes
All for baby's mistakes
Just so my comperton drapes
(don't get shit on 'em)
I got that diaper money,
I got that diaper money
Dude I got that diaper money,
I'm a grown ass man
I got that wife pussy,
I got that wife pussy
I got that wife pussy,
I got that pussy on lock
I got that wife pussy on lock 24/7
Whenever she left me
I'm insane pussy heaven
And the best past about it
Is no one else could have it
And also I can't have it
unless she says I can
See a girl on the street,
man I can't so I won't
See my wife at home,
man I would but she hates my guts
wife pussy
I got that wife pussy,
I got that wife pussy
I got that pussy on lock
I got that grave plot,
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot,
it's right off the highway
Wobble dee, wobble dee
drop into my grave plot
You afraid of death?
Well I'm afraid not
'Cause I got the bomb
spot right off the highway
I did it my way, a very small
percent of the time range
I got my coffin picked out
Styrofoam painted like wood,
tricked out
It's even got handles
to lower me smooth
And my tomb stone
only has minimal typos
grave plot,
I got that grave plot
I got that grave plot,
right next to my dad
I got that diaper money,
I got that wife pussy
I got that grave plot,
I'm a grown ass man