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like a boss

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2017-01-02

  Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.

  No problem.

  So, you're in charge around here. Is that fair to say?

  Absolutely. I'm the boss.

  Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of "the boss."

  Well, the first thing I do is...

  Talk to corporate (Like a boss)

  Approve memos (Like a boss)

  Lead a workshop (Like a boss)

  Remember birthdays (Like a boss)

  Direct work flow (Like a boss)

  My own bathroom (Like a boss)

  Micromanage (Like a boss)

  Promote synergy (Like a boss)

  Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)

  Get rejected (Like a boss)

  Swallow sadness (Like a boss)

  Send some faxes (Like a boss)

  Call a sex line (Like a boss)

  Cry deeply (Like a boss)

  Demand a refund (Like a boss)

  Eat a bagel (Like a boss)

  Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)

  No promotion (Like a boss)

  Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)

  Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

  Buy a gun (Like a boss)

  In my mouth (Like a boss)

  Oh, fuck, man. I can't fucking do it. Shit...

  Pussy out (Like a boss)

  Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

  Jump out the window (Like a boss)

  Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)

  Score some coke (Like a boss)

  Crash my car (Like a boss)

  Suck my own dick (Like a boss)

  Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)

  Chop my balls off (Like a boss)

  Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)

  Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)

  Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)

  Turn into a jet (Like a boss)

  Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)

  Crash into the sun (Like a boss)

  Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

  Uh-huh. So, that's an average day for you then?

  No doubt.

  You chop your balls off and die?

  Hell yeah.

  And I think at, uh, one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?

  Nope.

  Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

  Nah, that ain't me.

  O-kay. Well, this has been eye-opening for me.

  I'm the boss.

  Yeah. No, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.

  I'm the boss.

  Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

  I'm the boss.

  No, I heard you. See you later. (door shuts)

  (Like a boss)

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