Yolo - The Lonely Island & Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar
YOLO
你只能活一次
YOLO you only live once
你只能活一次 你的人生只有一次
The battle cry of a generation
这个世代的代表性口号
This life is a precious gift
生命是无价之宝
So don't get too crazy
所以别太疯狂，
It's not worth the risk
这不值得你冒险
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
So don't be dumb
所以别傻了
Don't trust anyone
不要轻易信任任何人
Cause you only live once
因为你的人生只有一次
Ugh you only live once
你的人生只有一次，
That's the motto
这是一个座右铭
So take a chill pill
所以冷静点，
Ease off the throttle
把神经线放松点
Never go to loud clubs
别往吵杂的俱乐部去，
Cause it's bad for your ears
别往吵杂的俱乐部去
Your friends will all be sorry
你的朋友都会感到相当遗憾
When they can't hear
因为他们听不到
And stay the hell away from drugs
利用毒品让自己
Cause they're not legal
远离地狱不是合法的行为
Then bury all your money in the backyard
把你的钱藏在你家后院比较好
Like a beagle
像只狗一样
Cause you should never trust a bank
你最好不要去相信银行，
They've been known to fail
因为他们早就知道啥时要赔钱
And never travel by car a bus
不搭汽车，公交车，
Boat or by rail
船或是火车
And don't travel by plane
不要搭飞机，
And don't travel at all
不要坐任何交通工具
Built a bomb shelter basement
在地下室用钛合金
With titanium walls
打造一个铜墙铁壁的防空洞
And wear titanium suits
接着穿着用钛金属打造的盔甲，
In case pianos fall on ya
在被钢琴砸死前
And never go in saunas
也千万别去任何桑拿室，
Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas
因为会有食人鱼爬进去咬人
And never take the stairs
不要走楼梯，
Cause they're often unsafe
因为你会处在危险的境地
You only live once
你的人生只有一次
Don't let it go to waste
不要浪费掉
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
So hold off on the fun
所以戒掉一切嗜好
Cook your meat 'til it's done
烹煮肉类时，确定他已经熟透了
Cause you only live once
因为你只能活一次
Yeah
耶
And here's another piece of advice
这里有句忠告话
Stay away from kids
尽量离小孩子远一点，
Cause their hair is filled with mad lice
因为他们的头发都长满了阴虱
There's no such thing
根本就没这回事，
As too much Purell
当抹太多的Purell
This a cautionary tale
这是一个借镜，
Word to George Orwell
来自于George Orwell所写的
So don't 1980 force
所以别用1980年的蛮力
Any plugs into sockets
用力插入任何插座
Always wear a chastity belt
永远穿着贞操带，
And triple lock it
并加上三个保险锁
Then hire a taster
接着聘雇一个品酒师傅，
Make him check your food for poison
让他帮你确认你的食物有没有毒
And if you think your mailman is a spy
如果你认为你的送件邮差是个间谍，
Then destroy him
那就毁灭他吧
No blankets or pajamas
别盖任何毛毯或是穿睡衣，
They can choke you in your sleep
因为这些会在你睡着的时候宰了你
Two words about furniture
两个单字来形容家具：
Killing machines
杀人机器
Board your windows up
把窗户通通封死，
The sun is bad for your health
因为阳光对你的健康有害
And always wear a straight jacket
永远穿着只有一条拉炼的夹克，
So your safe from yourself
这样你才来保证你自己安全
Take no chances (no chances)
不要有任何机会
Stop freelancin' (right now)
停止任何自由业工作
Invest in your future
投资在你的未来，
Don't dilute your finances (uh huh)
不要分散了你的银弹
401K make sure it's low risk
401K，确定它的风险性低
Then get some real estate (how much )
然后去搞些房地产来，
4 2% thirty year mortgage
第三年开始贷款利息4.2%
That's important that's a great deal
这相当重要，会是一笔巨大的交易
And if you can't afford it
如果你买不起的话，
Don't forge it on your last bill
别把这计划放在你最后的一张牌
Renting is for suckers right now
贷款是当下最需要的方案，
A dependable savings
这是一个相当可靠的保命符
And you'll retire with money in your account
在你退休时在你的账户里才会有钱给你花
Beast
YOLO say no no
你只能活一次 说不
Isolate yourself
把自己孤立起来
just roll solo
只管自己唱独角戏，
Be care-folo
当心
You oughta look out
你必须看清一切，
Also stands for YOLO
这一切都代表着你只能活一次
You know that we are still young
你了解我们依然年轻
Burn the prints off your thumbs
烫平你那会按指印的拇指
Then pull out all your teeth
然后拔光你的牙齿
So you can't bite your tongue
这样你就不会咬到舌头了
Only on this earth for a short time time
在这地球上只有很短很短的时间
So don't go outside cause you don't want to die die
所以不可以出门，因为你不想死掉
Just take our advice and hide
把自己深深的埋藏起来，
And scream YOLO to the sky
并大声对天空喊着：你只能活一次
You oughta look out
你必须看清一切，