I Just Had Sex -The Lonely Island feat. Akon
Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
有时,美好的事会发生在这个世界上
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
你不懂如何表达你自己
You just gotta sing...
那就开始唱吧
I just had sex, and it felt so good!
我刚刚享受过爱 这感觉如此美妙
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
一个女人让我与她有肌肤之亲
I just had sex, and I'll never go back
我刚刚享受过爱我将永远摆脱
to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past
过去没有经验的那种状态
Have you ever had sex? I have - it feel great!
你曾经享受过鱼水之欢吗这种感觉如此美妙
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
让我感受到作为一个男人的雄风
A girl let me do it - it literally just happened
一个女孩让我这样做,它刚刚发生过
Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
情爱能让一个绅士变成野兽
Never guess where I just came from - I had sex!
你肯定猜不到我刚刚从哪来 我刚刚享受过鱼水之欢
If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best!
如果一定要让我形容这感觉，那就是棒极了
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
当我享受这鱼水之欢时,我感受到男人的雄风
And I called my parents right after I was done
之后我立刻打了电话给我爸妈
Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did!
嘿刚刚没有见到你 猜猜我刚刚做了什么
Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest
在肌肤之亲中享受鱼水之欢
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
我当然肯定她真好，能让你这么做
Nice of any girl ever - now sing!
从没哪个女孩这么好 现在唱吧
I just had sex, and it felt so good!
我刚刚享受了鱼水之欢 这感觉如此美妙
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
一个女人要让我跟她有肌肤之亲
I wanna tell the world!
好想告诉全世界
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
说实话我惊呆了，她甚至主动想让我这么做
Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it!
这真的没道理但是去你的吧
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
我也不想去深究如此美妙的一件事
She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life!
她有可能成为我的妻子那么美妙我生活中最棒的三十秒钟
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
我被女生那方面的能力彻底打败了
'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
因为以前我曾和一堆充气娃娃做过
With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
当然这远远比不上有香气的温柔女朋友
'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
她让我戴我的项链，穿圆领毛衣
So this one's dedicated to them girls
因此这首歌献给女朋友
that let us flop around on top of them!
就让我们与他们翻脸
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
无论你近或远，高或矮
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you!
我们想要谢谢你让我们对你做那事
She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have sex!
她不停地看表 做那事没关系
But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have sex!
但我一直在喊叫 做那事没关系
I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have sex!
我觉得她可能是个种族主义者 做那事没关系
She put a bag one my head - still counts!
她往我头上放了个袋子 仍然在数数
I just had sex, and my dreams came true!
我刚刚享受过爱我的梦想终于实现了
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
如果你在过去半小时里做过，
Then you're qualified to sing with me!
你就有理由跟我一起唱
I just had sex (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had sex!)
我刚刚享受过爱这感觉如此美妙
A woman let me put my penis inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!)
一个女人让我跟她有肌肤之亲
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back!)
我刚刚做过我将永远摆脱
to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...)
过去没有经验的那种状态