Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And Ima always be here for you
(hey) no matter what happens
Youre all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world
is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
Come on Hai-Hai,
we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys
and let da-da strap you
in the car seat
Oh wheres mama?
Shes takin a little nap
in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!)
da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what youre thinkin
- its kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama
shes one of those type of women
that do crazy things,
and if she dont get her way,
shell throw a fit
Dont play with da-das toy knife
honey, let go of it (no!)
And dont look so upset
why you actin bashful?
Dont you wanna help da-da
build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show
how far she can float
And dont worry about that
little boo-boo on her throat
Its just a little scratch
- it dont hurt, her was eatin
dinner while you were sweepin
and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mamas messy isnt she?
Well let her wash off
in the water
and me and you
can pway by ourselves,
cant we?
Just the two of us..
See you honey..
theres a place called heaven
and a place called hell
A place called prison
and a place called jail
And da-das probably on his way to all
of em except one
Cause mamas got a new husband
and a stepson
And you dont want a brother do ya? )
Maybe
to understand a little better
Ill explain it to ya
But for now
well just say
mama was real real bad
She was bein mean
to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad
that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey,
quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you its okay HaiHai
wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night?
Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca?
Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up
so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dadll wake her up
as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde,
me and my daughter
me and my daughter
me and my daughter
Just the two of us..
Wake up sweepy head were here,
before we pway
were gonna take mama for a wittle
walk along the pier
Baby, dont cry honey,
dont get the wrong idea
Mamas too sweepy to hear
you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
Thats why you cant get her to wake,
but dont worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy
at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da
tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
Well tie it to her footsie
then well roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go
on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE!
There goes mama,
spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad,
no more restraining order
No more step-da-da,
no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye
tell mama you love her
Now well go play in the sand,
build a castle and junk
But first,
more things out the trunk
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..