Rum Is The Reason-Toby Keith
I heard Davey Crockett
had a pint in his pocket,
Good whiskey at the Alamo
Now that Pancho Villia
had a jug of Tequila when he walked
the streets of old Mexico
While Blackbeard was fleecing
around the hurricane season,
he didn't quit because of a girl
Yeah, rum is the reason
pirates never ruled the world
While Russia was brawling,
I bet that Old Stalin
was calling for a vodka martina
While the world waited in fear,
Old Hitler drank beer from a stein,
eating sauerkraut and weenies
Yeah, down through the ages,
they couldn't drink their diamonds and pearls
No, rum is the reason
pirates never ruled the world
I ain't getting much done
but I'm having fun sailing
on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb
from a bottle of dark rum
and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall
Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason
pirates never ruled the world
I ain't getting much done
but I'm having fun sailing
on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb
from a bottle of dark rum
and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall
Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason I guess...
Hey, rum is the reason pirates
never ruled the world
Take it home coral reefers, haha...