#Selfie - The Chainsmokers
When Jason was at the table
当杰森坐在桌子旁边的时候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看见他在和其他女孩子
when he was with that other girl
在一起的时候总喜欢盯着我
Do you think he was just doing that
你觉得他那样做只是
to make me jealous?
为了让我嫉妒吗？
Because he was totally texting me
因为他昨天晚上发微信给我
all night last night
发了一整晚
and I don't know if it's a booty call or not
说实话我还真不知道这算不算是一次胜利
Sooo... like what do you think?
那...话说你怎么看？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你觉得那个女的很不错？
How did that girl even get in here?
那女的怎么会在这里的？
Did you see her?
你见到她没？
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她又矮衣服又俗气
Who wears cheetah?
拜托现在谁还穿豹纹，呵呵？
It's not even summer
现在又不是夏天，
why does the DJ keep on
哪个DJ还会
playing Summertime Sadness?
心血来潮玩夏日丧曲？
After we go to the bathroom
之后 我去浴室
can we go smoke a cigarette?
我们可以去抽烟吗
I really need one
我真的需要一根
But first,
但是，首先
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
让我先自拍一下
(Beat Drops)
[咔嚓]
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
姐们儿，能帮我挑个滤镜
I don't know if I should go
我实在不知道我应该
with XX Pro or Valencia
选XX专业还是瓦伦西亚
I wanna look tan
我想看上去更美黑些
What should my caption be?
我要加上些什么字捏
I want it to be clever
一定要让它显得我很有头脑
How about "Livin' with my bitches
李薇因做我母狗的名字如何
Hashtag LIVE"
是活的标钱
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
就5分钟就只给老娘10个赞
Do you think I should take it down?
你觉得我应该把它删掉吗？
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
看老娘我再来一张
(Beat Drops)
[咔嚓]
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
等等，等一下，Jason刚才赞了我的照片
What a creep
真教人吃惊
Is that guy sleeping over there?
那家伙还睡在那里吗？
Yeah, the one next to the girl
没错儿，就的旁边的那个女孩
with no shoes on
那个没穿鞋的
That's so ratchet
那真是渗人。。。
That girl is such a fake model
那婊子就他妈的是一贱逼模子刻出来的冒牌货
She definitely bought all her
她肯定是买通了她所有哪会有那么多赞
Instagram followers
微博的粉丝
Who goes out on Mondays?
谁礼拜一出去？
OK, let's go take some shots
好吧 让我们拍些合影
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢妈蛋，我感觉我就要吐了
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
哦别担心我没事的（渍渍。。）
Let's go dance
来，继续跳舞。。。
There's no vodka at this table
这张桌子没伏特加
Do you know anyone else here?
你知道有别的什么人在这儿么？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
我滴肾啊，Jason刚才又发微信给我
Should I go home with him?
我该不该回去和他鬼混呢？
I guess I took a good selfie
我之前还真可能照了一张诱人的自拍哟
Selfie Selfie Selfie .......
I guess I took a good selfie
自拍 自拍 自拍…