I have no reason to lie to her
(I’ve been a pig)
I'm a coward out of character
(Here's what I did)
I stole money from out of her purse
Then I got drunk
And just to make matters worse
I then fell in love
(Is it too late)
To unload that gun
(Is it too late)
Oh to change her mind
(Is it too late)
To kick me in the teeth
(Is it too late)
Knock them down my throat
(Is it too late )
Hope I choke on them forever this time
Is it too late too late too late
Now my cards are all on the table
(My fish is cooked)
Now someone else has rocked my cradle
(Funeral's been booked)
I feel so rotten to have done this
But now it’s been done
And drink was my only accomplice
And then we fell in love
(Is it too late)
To unload that gun
(Is it too late)
Oh to change her mind
(Is it too late)
To kick me in the teeth
(Is it too late)
Knock them down my throat
(Is it too late )
Hope I choke on them forever this time
Is it too late too late too late
I have no reason to lie again
(Once is enough)
I played my best hand and lost the game
(Losing is tough)
I barked and wagged my tail in the air
I got off the lead
I had all the fun of the fair
That I'll ever need
(Is it too late)
To unload that gun
(Is it too late)
Oh to change her mind
(Is it too late)
To kick me in the teeth
(Is it too late)
C'mon knock them down my throat
(Is it too late )
Hope I choke on them forever this time
Is it too late too late too late
Is it too late too late too late
Is it too late too late too late