Siamese Cat --Steve Martin
I like your Siamese cat
I like your cowboy hat
But I don't like your daughter
She's just so spoilt and mean
A regular teenage queen
You gave her everything but time
I'm breaking up with you
I don't want nothing to do with this
I ain't no glutton for punishment
She got you hoppin' like a frog
(Go bullfrog)
We'll never have a minute of peace
She never gonna leave us be
I didn't sign up for abuse
You let her get away with murder
You say you're so afraid you'll hurt her
Well I can see it's just no use
I'm breaking up with you
I like your Siamese cat
I like your cowboy hat
But I don't like your daughter