I Never Met a Wolf Who Didn't Love to Howl (SMASH Cast Version) - Smash Cast&Megan Hilty
When you are born with sex appeal
In a forest called Hollywood
You'll find more wolves at your backdoor
Than that Little Red Riding Hood
Now she and her little old Gramma
Could have learned from the men I've dated
That a wolf can be quite a devotee
Once he's domesticated
Here's a lesson they should teach in school
When a girl gets curvy and the boys all drool
If math and science just ain't your style
Just give that teacher a wink and a smile
For a passing grade you won't have to wait
And you can thank him later when you graduate
Cause I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (how wo)
No I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl (shick shick gun giving)
If a nice diploma you wanna get
Well then make that teacher the student's pet
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Oh
You never know where a wolf might crouch
But his natural habitat's the casting couch
So take lots of pictures of the wildlife
To tell the wolf you could share with his wife
The Hunter gets captured by the game
Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (how wo)
No I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl (shick shick gun giving)
If your face and figure are whistle bait
Then honey you'll have the keys to the studio gate
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
The three little piggies sure had it wrong
When the wolf came-a-knocking with that old song
He was huffing and puffing saying Marilyn I gotcha
I say come on in and I put on Sinatra
Oh Frankie
A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys
But he really is just one of the boys
If you've got something for which he's craving
It sure is good that he's been saving
Be a fan give his cheek a peck
But get his autograph on a cashier's check
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (how wo)
No I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl (shick shick gun giving)
Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat
What
He still will make a nice fur coat
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Go baby go
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl (how wo)
No I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl (shick shick gun giving)
This wolf looks like he's ready to dine
Tell me where can I sign on the dotted line
Yeah I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl
Oh yeah