Shave if you love me
如果爱我,就剃掉
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
蜡封猴子,剃掉熊
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
这里不允许喂养丛林动物
trim the hedges, cut the trees
修剪树篱, 砍伐树木
then you'll know how affection feels
然后你就会体会到什么是感情
Shave the monkey, wax the bear
剃掉猴子,蜡封熊
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
如此多毛的动物不允许待在这里
Trim the hedges, and trim the tree
修剪树篱,修剪树木
who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
隐藏在灌木丛中的是谁?!
Where there's a hole there is an ace
只要有漏洞就有补救的办法
I will put a smile on your grumpy face
我会让暴躁的你微笑
Beefcake vegetarian
素的牛肉饼
We're oiled, refined, and slightly tan
我们被油染,被提纯,被轻微地着成褐色
If we're the heat wave
如果我们是热浪
then you're the fan
那你就是鼓风机
and now we'll gladly carry out
the garbage-can
现在我们会很乐意将垃圾桶拿出去
we're fifty something, well-aged wine
我们是年份久远的红酒
if you're wooden in your cask that's just fine.
如果你被装入木制桶那再好不过
I'll be your garland queen of Lace
我将是你的蕾丝花环女王
the Sleeping Beauty in our maze
是我们迷宫中沉睡的美人
oh, fifty something well aged win
噢,年份久远的红酒
me, the wooden cask, that's fine
于我,木制桶就已经很好了
I know you like me to watch you piss
我知道你喜欢我看你撒尿
you're only waiting to be kissed
你只是等着被亲吻
you're such a beauty to behold
你是被发觉的如此一个美人
here comes a shower and it's made of gold
此时下起了黄金
I'm a flower, water me
我是花,浇灌我
let's build a castle by the sea!
让我们在海边修筑一座城堡
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
你如同阳光,如同晨风
the sun shines warm on your disease
太阳温暖地照射着你的疾病
such pollen makes the black birds sneeze.
如此的花粉让黑鸟打喷嚏
Who is there sitting on your back?
坐在你背后的是谁?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
完全没有必要偷袭
If you're monastic to my bliss.
如果你是信奉我幸福的修道士
Then I will be faithful ... like syphilis.
那么我将会如同梅毒一样忠实可靠
Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
单人牢房中可怜的修道士
he knows the art of tonsure well.
他非常清楚削发仪式
and all the songs a blade can sing
刀片能演奏所有的曲目
sugh is the Easter that I bring"
这就是我所带来的复活节
The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults,
墓穴中钟鸣响
I am the goddess that unfolds
我是显露出的女神
iconic beauty, as yet unseen
标示的美丽,就像还未被目及
if you're only courting
the Virgin Queen
如果你仅仅是在向贞洁的女王示爱
so:
所以:
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
蜡封猴子,剃掉熊
jungle-creatures cannot come in here.
这里不允许丛林动物进入
Trim the hedges
修剪树篱
and cut the trees
砍伐树木
then you'll know
how affection feels.
然后你就会体会到感情是什么
然后你就会体会到感情是什么