No No Song - Ringo Starr
A lady that I know
Just came from Columbia
She smiled
Because I did not understand
Then she held out
Some marijuani ha-ha
She said it was the best
In all the land
And I said
No no no no
I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard
To find the door
A woman that I know
Just came from Majorca Spain
She smiled
Because I did not understand
Then she held out
A 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said
No no no no
I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard
To find the door
A man I know
Just came from Nashville Tennessee
Oh
He smiled
Because I did not understand
Then he held out
Some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
He said it was the best in all the land
And I said
No no no no
I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard
To find the door
And I said
No no no no
I can't take it no more
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard
To find the door