Us

　　They made a statue of us

　　And it put it on a mountain top

　　Now tourists come and stare at us

　　Blow bubbles with their gum

　　Take photographs for fun, for fun

　　They'll name a city after us

　　And later say it's all our fault

　　Then they'll give us a talking to

　　Then they'll give us a talking to

　　Because they've got years of experience

　　We're living in a den of thieves

　　Rummaging for answers in the pages

　　We're living in a den of thieves

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　We wear our scarves just like a noose

　　But not 'cause we want eternal sleep

　　And though our parts are slightly used

　　New ones are slave labor you can keep

　　We're living in a den of thieves

　　Rummaging for answers in the pages

　　We're living in a den of thieves

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　They made a statue of us

　　They made a statue of us

　　The tourists come and stare at us

　　The sculptor's marble sends regards

　　They made a statue of us

　　They made a statue of us

　　Our noses have begun to rust

　　We're living in a den of thieves

　　Rummaging for answers in the pages

　　Were living in a den of thieves

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious

　　And it's contagious