Unhappily Married-Pistol Annies
Must be mistakin' me with the maid we don't have
Can't even wash your own whiskey out your glass
I give you no lovin' in a month or so
Can't live without ya, but I can't let you go
Hey, hey
It's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
You better start workin' some overtime
Can't buy heels on nickels and dimes
You're goin' bald, and I'm gettin' fat
I hate your mom, and you hate my dad
Hey, hey
It's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car
May as well keep going, hell we made it this far
We both play our parts in this disaster
I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard
Hey, hey
It's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
Hey, hey
It's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
We'll spend forever unhappily married
We'll spend forever unhappily married
Can I get an amen?