Rocky Raccoon - Phish
Now somewhere in the
Black hill mountains of Dakota
There lived a young boy
Named Rocky Raccoon
One day his woman
Ran off with another guy
He hit young Rocky in the eye
Rocky didn't like that
Said “I'm gonna get that boy”
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room
At the local saloon
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seemed had
Broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill
And she called herself Lil
But everyone knew him as Nancy
Now she and her man who
Called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said “Danny boy
This is a showdown”
But Daniel was hot
He drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
The doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said “Rocky you've met your match
And Rocky said “Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better
Doc as soon as I am able”
So Rocky Raccoon checked back in his room
Only to find Gideon's Bible
(Incomprehensible) Gideon checked out
And he left with no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival