Brother Bill - Bing Crosby
Well me and brother Bill went a huntin' away
Up in the hills of Maine
The reason why we went up there
We thought we'd catch some gain
And as we were a huntin'
Away in the middle of the night
We shot somethin' that looked like a grizzly bear
The doggone thing turned white
Well I dropped that gun and away I run
My brother Bill says boy what's the matter with you
And he'd known like me he'd've ran some too
Well I'd ran so fast to say and
They couldn't catch me all day
Away I'd run cross that field
They couldn't catch me with an automobile
My brother Bill got so excited
He commited shootin' at you