P!nk-Walk Of Shame
One step two steps
Counting tiles on the floor
Three steps four steps
Guess this means that I'm a whore
Oh oh hell no
How long till I reach the door
F-ck me my feet are sore
I'm wearing last night's dress
And I look like a hot ass mess
Although my hair looks good
Cause I haven't slept yet
Make the elevator come a little faster.
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
We're walking
We're walking
We're walking
Last night's bubble gum
No more bubbles no more yum
Where'd I get the wrist band
Tell me there's no tramp stamp
One two three shoot
No I know that sh-t ain't cute
But dammit man the show is fun
Party till the sun wakes up
Okay now raise your hands if
You've ever been guilty
And click click click right now
If you walk with me
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
We're walking
We're walking
Walk this way
We're walking
We're walking
Take my keys take my keys
They left me here with too much beer
My friends
They hung me out too dry
It's not my fault
And that's why
I'm doing the walk of shame
Make the elevator come a little faster
I'm pushing all the buttons
But nothing's happening
Please God don't let anybody see me
Please God I'll do anything you ask me
I promise no more walks of shame
So walk this way
We're walking
Walk this way
We're walking
We're walking
I shouldn't have let them
So walk this way
We're walking
We're walking
We're walking
Walk this way
We're walking