Garden Party (Edited Version) - Marillion
Garden party held today
Invites call the debs to play
Social climbers polish ladders
Wayward sons again have fathers
Hello Dad hello dad
Doctor's son a parson's daughter
Where why not and should they oughta
Please don't lie upon the grass
Unless accompanied by a fellow
May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello
Perhaps suggest Othello
Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
Beagling on the downs oh please do come
They say
Rugger is the tops a game for men
Oh they say they say do come they say
I'm punting I'm beagling I'm wining reclining
I'm rucking I'm highing
So welcome it's a party
Angie chalks another blue
Mother smiles she did it too
Chitters chat and gossips lash
Posers pose pressmen flash flash flash
Smiles polluted with false charm
Locking on to Royal arms
Society columns now ensured
Returns to mingle with the crowds
Oh what a crowd
Punting on the Cam oh please do come they say
Beagling on the downs oh please so come they say
Garden party held today they say
Oh please do come oh please do come they say