I'd be really pleased to meet you
If I could remember your name
But I got problems of the memory ever
Since I got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin'
Incommunicado
And I don't give a damn
For the Fleet Street afficionados
But I don't want to be the backpage interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the concrete
On Sunset Boulevard
A dummy in Tussauds you'll see
Incommunicado incommunicado
Incommunicado incommunicado
I'm a Marquee veteran
A multi-media bonafide celebrity
I've got an allergy to Perrier
Daylight and responsibility
I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy
The Peter Pan the street credibility
Always taking the point
With the dawn patrol fraternity
Sometimes it seems like
I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it Deja Vu
I just put my faith in destiny
It's the way that I choose
But I don't want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding limousine
Or currently residing in the
Where are they now file a toupet
On the cabaret scene
I want to do adverts for American
Express cards talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France my own cocktail bar
And that's where you're gonna find me
Incommunicado incommunicado
Incommunicado incommunicado
Sometimes it seems like I've been here
Before when I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it Deja Vu
I just put my faith in destiny
It's the way that I choose
Incommunicado incommunicado
Incommunicado incommunicado
It's the only way
Incommunicado incommunicado
Incommunicado incommunicado