Life On Mars

　　It's a god-awful small affair

　　To the girl with the mousy hair

　　But her mummy is yelling "No"

　　And her daddy has told her to go

　　But her friend is nowhere to be seen

　　Now she walks through her sunken dream

　　To the seat with the clearest view

　　And she's hooked to the silver screen

　　But the film is a saddening bore

　　For she's lived it ten times or more

　　She could spit in the eyes of fools

　　As they ask her to focus on

　　Sailors fighting in the dance hall

　　Oh man! look at those cavemen go

　　It's the freakiest show

　　Take a look at the lawman

　　Beating up the wrong guy

　　Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

　　He's in the best selling show

　　Is there life on Mars?

　　It's on Amerika's tortured brow

　　That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow

　　Now the workers have struck for fame

　　'Cause Lennon's on sale again

　　See the mice in their million hordes

　　From Ibeza to the norfolk broads

　　Rule Britannia is out of bounds

　　To my mother, my dog, and clowns

　　But the film is a saddening bore

　　'Cause I wrote it ten times or more

　　It's about to be writ again

　　As I ask you to focus on

　　Sailors fighting in the dance hall

　　Oh man! Look at those cavemen go

　　It's the freakiest show

　　Take a look at the Lawman

　　Beating up the wrong guy

　　Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know

　　He's in the best selling show

　　Is there life on Mars?