The More I Drink

　　Blake Shelton-The More I Drink

　　Album:Pure BS

　　He was sittin' at the bar,

　　sippin' on a regular Coke

　　We were drinkin' and smokin'

　　and makin' him the butt of our jokes

　　We all said,

　　"Man, what happened to you?

　　Why can't you just have a few?"

　　He said,

　　"I would if I could,

　　but it's probably best that I don't."

　　Cause the more I drink,

　　the more I drink

　　Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover

　　and a dancin' machine

　　I get loud, I get proud....

　　and it gets worse

　　Well if I have one,

　　I'll have thirteen

　　Naw, there ain't no in-between

　　Cause, the more I drink,

　　the more I drink.

　　A couple of cold ones,

　　and somebody hands me a shot.

　　Hell, even buck-tooth

　　and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

　　And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes

　　and sweet talkin' some big brunette

　　Yeah, once I get on a roll,

　　ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

　　Cause the more I drink,

　　the more I drink

　　Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover

　　and a dancin' machine

　　I get loud, I get proud....

　　and it gets worse

　　Well if I have one,

　　I'll have thirteen

　　Naw, there ain't no in-between

　　Cause, the more I drink,

　　the more I drink.

　　Yep-yep

　　Humm, that's what I'm talking about

　　Man, if I have one,

　　I'll have thirteen

　　And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,

　　The more I drink...

　　the more I drink.

　　Yeah, the more I drink,

　　the more I drink, the more I drink.

　　Blake Shelton-The More I Drink

　　Album:Pure BS