OnlineI work down at the pizza pit
I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive and old Hundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic
I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Mazarati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler onlineI get home, I kiss my mom
I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the macIn real life, the only time I
In real life, the only time I
Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu
Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online