Benjamin-Midnight Youth
Ben looks across at the girl that
lives next door
He's a hedge pig delicious
he knows that she wants him more
Than Matthew and Peter the tree worms
that built her house in Brighton Beach
with Russian creeps
that Ben found on the floor
Ben could say anything
to make her happen
And Ben could drink anything
to make her happen
He's a prickly little porker
no he's not a son of mine
He's a dirty little secret
he's a stickly little swine
You know he had it coming
from the day he borrowed bread
A toasty little trinket
he stole my girl instead
Sarah sees Ben with
a snout full of cigarettes
With knees weak from envy
she casts out her wishing net
Just a handful of teaspoons
and thimbles they turned his head
She had caught him by the prickled prune
that summer never shed...
but she knew that...
Ben could swim anything
to make her happen
And Ben could smoke anything
to make her happen
He's a prickly little porker
no he's not a son of mine
He's a dirty little secret
he's a stickly little swine
You know he had it coming
from the day he borrowed bread
A toasty little trinket
he stole my girl instead
Benjamin lives down the road
he is very hard to believe
Because he's preciously metal
yes so he's preciously special
And he's talkin right to me
Won't you tell me Won't you tell me
Won't you tell me straight you freak
Won't you lease me your girl
Won't you lease me your girl
I just money from the Russian creeps c'mon
He's a prickly little porker
no he's not a son of mine
He's a dirty little secret
he's a stickly little swine
You know he had it coming
from the day he borrowed bread
He's a toasty little trinket
he stole my girl instead