A Fine Romance

　　A Fine Romance - 莫文蔚

　　A fine romance with no kisses

　　A fine romance, my friend, this is

　　We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes

　　But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

　　A fine romance, you won't nestle

　　A fine romance, you won't wrestle

　　I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt

　　I haven't got a chance

　　This is a fine romance

　　A fine romance, my good fellow

　　You take romance, I'll take jello

　　You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean

　　At least they flap their fins to express emotion

　　A fine romance with no quarrels

　　With no insults and all morals

　　I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants

　　I never get the chance

　　This is a fine romance

　　A fine romance with no kisses

　　A fine romance, my friend, this is

　　We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder

　　But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder

　　A fine romance, with no glitches

　　A fine romance, with no bitches

　　You're just as hard to land as the 'Isle de France'

　　I haven't got a chance

　　This is a fine romance