There'll Be No Next Time - Louis Prima
I saw this stranger leave my pad
And this made me awful sad
I don't blame
But in the meantime
I was getting real mad
You had a right to be
And I said Baby what explanation do you have
Ah ah what she say
She said mmmmm next time
I said there'll be no next time
That was the last time for me
You told her right and I'm proud of you
Then I grabbed my hat
And I headed for the door
Yeah and don't don't don't come back either
I knew I wouldn't be back
There no more
You're doing the right thing Sam
I wrote the landlord
A real cool gentle man
And what did heee say
He said: Hey Sam how about the rent
And what you told him
I said mmmmmmmmmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
Your coming up right now
Don't give him nothing Sam Pay no attention to him
Man I jumped through that window
And my feet hit the ground
You were traveling faster
I figured
I'd better
Get out of town
Wow how how was ya going
When I arrived at the airport
Uh ohhhhhh
There was that man - failure to support
What did youuuu say
I said mmmmmmmmmmmmm next time
He said there'll be no next time
You're going to see the judge right now
You shouldn't have gone to the airport
But he took me to see
That little friend of mine
Oh that little fella
Hahaha DISTRICT JUDGE
I remember him
ROOM 229
Yeah He was crazy
He said sam
What'd he say
Your payments are wayyy behind
I said don't worry judge
It won't happen next time
And what'd he say
He said mmmmmmmmmmm Next time
There'll be no next time
You're going to jail right now
You shouldn't have gone to the airport I'm surprised at it I'm surprised at it
He put me in
A padded cell
Did they feed ya
On bread and water
And man that was welll
How long did they keep ya
30 days later
On my way out
What ya laughing about sam
Here comes my chick
With a big fat mouth
Wha was she alone
A policeman had her
Was putting her in jail
What she wanted from you
SHE WANTED ME
TO POST BAIL
What you told her
I said Next time
OH There'll be no next time
That was the last time for me