Felicia No Capicia - Louis Prima D R
I took Felicia to las Vegas here's my story
She spent the weekend eating chicken cacciatore
But when I said I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia no capisce
The way she gambled at the tables wasn't funny
You should have seen the way she found to lose my money
But when I said I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia no capisce
She understood she understood
She heard me good she heard me good
When I said have some real imported cheese
But when I said but when I said
Give me a squeeze give me a squeeze
Youd think that I was talking japanese
She never heard about the birds and bees
While she was half abruzzese half calabrese
You gotta see the things I bought her
I took her out and spent my money just like water
But when I said I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia no capisce
No she didn't understand no she didn't understand
She heard me fine she heard me fine
When I said dine when I said dine
Then she drank half a case of wine
But when I said but when I said
Come on let's spoon come on let's spoon
Youd think that I was asking for the moon
That chick was really as crazy as a loon
She was half siciliana and what a baboon
I tried to make her feel relaxed
It costed me 97 dollars for the taxi
But when I said I'd like to kiss ya
Felicia no capisce
She said luigi let's get married
And luigi no capisce