Truman (Explicit) - Lil Dicky
Hey man man
Hey hey
I guess y'all on board
Young man couldn't leave that shore
Had the life they made for him
'til he seeked out more
Boat rock couldn't see that storm
Held it up dawg
He know he close
It's too late to jump ship hey
Aw damn aw damn
You that motherfucker shit
I know
This here became a trip cabo
Up in the womb but you can feel it
when I kick it I know
And you too u2 must be rockin'
with lil dicky bono
It's like I hit the lotto
I had to hit the wall though
I couldn't see it for a minute
Shit was hidden waldo
They treat it like I'm goin' crazy
I'm just prayin' I don't
It's just I know
It's just I know
I saw the world like hold up
Damn near fakin' on the side
Let me take you on a ride
Let me tell you bout the one
who couldn't take the 9 to 5
Use to take the 95 down to richmond
Bumpin' jigga up in the ride
Use to think along and drive
'Bout my drive
Used to wonder why
Used to wonder when the world'l see
like I'm seein' mine
Use to whine
Use to wanna shine
Used to wanna dine
Used to talk to bitches in my mind
when they were walking' by
Girl what's happenin' girl what's happenin'
I ain't really 'bout to get involved that's
what's happenin'
Errything I knew was unevolved like a baptist
Layin' on my matress
Prayin' I could have this and
Now when I get tinder matches
They think they've been catfished
Now I been controlling how we living like a facist
Now I got this weight up off
my shoulders like a strapless
Remember this shit was hapless
Remember the day it happened
Aw you the shit dave you be killin'
everything you did
Got the whole world talking all about what you did
Got your old girl talking all about what you is
Got your old world looking like it's his you ain't here
I been fuckin' for the fuck of it
And one of the bitches I been fuckin' with
Been wondering how
I can work this much and stomach it
She wonders what I want from it
I said we don't gotta get into it
She like nah just do it
She a psychology student
She always followin' up
Find the guy to be amusing as fuck
Usually I'll answer her truthfully
But truthfully I'm unusually
used to being unusually good
At internalizing when music is not provided
But I humor hoe
Ask her if she ever saw the truman show
She like yeah
I like well when I saw that shit
I was convinced I was living like jim
A similar situation where
I was the basis of everyone's entertainment
Like really up in the basement talking to y'all
In the mirror because I thought lil david was some american hero
I know it's selfish and all
But I just felt it's my call
I was a ten year old then
By 2010 I was wrong
I'm like
Aw damn aw damn
You the motherfucker though
I know
That shit became a trip cabo
Up in the womb but you can feel it
when I kick it I know
And you too u2 must be rockin' with lil dicky bono
It's like I hit the lotto
I had to hit the wall though
I couldn't see it for a minute
Shit was hidden waldo
They treat it like I'm goin' crazy
I'm just playing I don't
It's just I know
It's just I know
Twenty three bars up in my apartment
I am debarred
Gotta do this shit
I gotta recharge
But I gotta be smart
Movin' up that ladder company
Star fuck it that ain't nothing
I am the star
Spittin' like a retard
Work was like a prison
I'm just seein' bars
My boss was all up in my camp
And I'm just seein' lars
I been a heavyweight muhammad ali
And if he can mold that out of clay
Then I can turn the lil d
So now I'm snappin' like I'm truman
But off and on
There's always something in the way
I should be often gone
Girl I'm sorry if this draggin'
I just need you to imagine
Being stuck up on the land without a captain
When everyday is average
And everyday you feelin' like a captive
And feel like something seriously lackin'
And then you fear what could happen
if you just leave it
On the table like napkins
But yo you really fearin' hitting
them rappin's and leaving everything behind
Cause you don't know what that horizon brings
But girl you gotta know what kind of fish you is
Survival instinct kicked in
Sink or swim
I flipped a playlist
Quit my day gig
Now I'm on a boat lonely island
Irony and you still been tryin' to
figure how I work this tirelessly
But girl
This is everything I've thought
This for everything I've fought
This for who I am to me becomes to y'all
They telling me nah
But I just be telling them yeah go
I just be telling them yeah go
I just be telling them yeah
Tell 'em I'm gone yeah
I just pretend I ain't scared go
Don't even know I was there go
Don't even know if I care
Cause girl this is truman approachin' the wall
Until I'm me I am nothing at all
Until I'm free I will not see beyone
I had to be who I was all along
Ay crash
I think I mighta broke it down
Hoppin' on the fuckin' steps like ain't no around
Open up that door you bet ship ain't goin' down
Guess the only thing left is to take a bow
Aw damn aw damn
You that motherfucker shit
I know
This ship became a trip cabo
Up in the womb but you can feel it
when I kick it I know
And you too u2 must be rockin' with lil dicky bono
It's like I hit the lotto
I had to hit the wall though
I couldn't see it for a minute
Shit was hidden waldo
They treat it like I'm goin' crazy
I'm just prayin' I don't
It's just I know
It's just I know
Just I know fuck just I know echo
That felt good
Well that's all I got
The show is over as they say
Honestly I just think that part in the truman show
Where his boat hits the wall is really the exact
Moment that I'm at in my own life right now
Uh metaphorically of course
And I'm ready for - I think I'm read for it
Like I've been thinkin' about it I think I'm ready
I mean if I'm being completely transparent with y'all
Uh like my lifestyle hasn't really changed that much
Uh you know considering uh where I think I'm at musically
Like I'm still at the point right
now where pretty much any bitch
That tweets at me anything remotely flirtatious
I have seen not just one of your pictures
I have seen the entire catalog
That's the type of shit
that's goin' down over here right now so
I am definitely ready for that uh next
step y'know what I'm sayin'
I think it's close too
I think it's close
Like uh diddy tweeted about me
Uh y'know that I don't know
if he handles his own twitter
I would assume he probably doesn't actually
But like I'm so confident that I feel as though
Like me and diddy will have a moment just about this outro
Like when we're both sittin'
next to each other smokin' cigars
And being like ay remember when you said that shit on that outro
Like and I'm like yeah that's this is the exact moment I
I did that for y'know what I'm sayin'
Bring the - bring the beat back up I don't know why
Like keep loop everything
I wanna be talking for minutes
Yeah uh y'know what I'm sayin'
Like uh shout out my macbook pro
Had that shit since '09
I made my first song ever on it
Like when I called myself lil dicky
I made my like fuckin' album song on that shit
And we survived baby
Uh shoutout allen iverson larry david
will smith and kobe bryant
For makin' me the man that I am today
Both on and off the court
Shout out my mother
What a great woman
She's so mad I recorded these conversations
She - she honestly went crazy
It took so much convincing to allow this
But she's awesome
She's adapting to the rap game as we all are
Look I just want to
get this to a place where I can sell
Tmz pictures of my actual asshole
Heh y'know
Cause well I I think that'd be such a feat
If I could actually create like an alt alias
And sell tmz pictures of my own asshole
Like profit off of that
That I would totally do it
I don't know why seth rogen's not already doing it
I don't I'm seein' the signs that it's not I'm
I think I'm seein' the signs
I hope I am
If I'm really just misreading all these signs
Then I am 100% gonna have
like a legitimate nervous breakdown
Uh at some point very soon
So we'll find out about that
But I see some signs
Like like I really am not fuckin' that much
But like the other day I did fuck a bitch to music
Like I fucked a bitch to some miguel
And that's kind of new for me if I'm being real
Like I had never actually done it before
But I was feelin' like I was some king shit
Y'know what I'm sayin'
So I was like man imma fuck
this bitch to some miguel right now
Uh actually to be completely real to you
I I will never fuck a girl to music again
I found the whole thing to feel like completely cliche
Like I don't need my emotions dictated to me by like music
It makes me feel like I'm in a tv scene
Takes all the like realness out of
the moment for me
Like actually was actually super weirded out by it
So but still like I am about to let my hair down
And I don't know I just feel like it's all coming
I feel like like I'm literally
like about to find out about everything
And it's exciting
And I y'know I I had pinkeye last week
And I remember thinkin' that as
I like was like real down
Cause I was like trying to keep recording and shit
But I was thinking what would michael jordan do
And he would play through the pinkeye
So that's why I'm in here
I'm still not fully recovered y'know
what I'm sayin'
I I'm definitely clearin' up
Like it's totally on the upswing
But I just want you know I did record
this shit through pinkeye
Alright I could talk for fuckin' years
Legitimate years
This is an outro to an out
You see how long I talk with outros to songs
But goddamn
Look I need to get out of here
I'm 'bout to go take a khalifa
Rest up
That's right I did invent that phrase just there
Take a khalifa
Y'know what I'm sayin'
I also invented that's what she said
But I get no credit for it
Uh oh shoutout to dickheads obviously
Fundin' this whole operation
Whatchu know about a kickstarter man
Whatchu know about the best fans in the world
Seriously
Thank you guys I appreciate it
Honestly you made my dreams come true and that's fact
Couldn't have done this without y'all
Uh I'd like to shoutout my dick
I know y'know we haven't had the smoothest relationship
But I feel as though by kind of
putting our issues out there
Like we have become something bigger
than we could have become otherwise
And hopefully soon you will be rewarded for
your patience
And I will be rewarded for my patience
I and I respect you
I'd like to shoutout my brain
My brain got the hardest verse on the whole goddamn album
I hope my brain starts getting some feature looks
But he don't just hop on shit
Fuck I I got nothing left
I'm out
I'm a professional rapper
Long live ld
And in case I don't see ya
Good afternoon good evening and goodnight