I Predict A Riot

　　I Predict A Riot-Kaiser Chiefs

　　Watching the people get lairy

　　Is not very pretty I tell thee

　　Walking through town is quite scary

　　And not very sensible either

　　A friend of a friend he got beaten

　　He looked the wrong way at a policeman

　　Would never have happened to Smeaton

　　And old Leodiensian

　　La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　I tried to get in my taxi

　　A man in a tracksuit attacked me

　　He said that he saw it before me

　　Wants to get things a bit gory

　　Girls run around with no clothes on

　　To borrow a pound for a condom

　　If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen

　　They're not very sensible

　　La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　And if there's anybody left in here

　　That doesn't want to be out there

　　Watching the people get lairy

　　Is not very pretty I tell thee

　　Walking through town is quite scary

　　And not very sensible

　　La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　And if there's anybody left in here

　　That doesn't want to be out there

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot

　　I predict a riot, I predict a riot