How Long Has This Been Going On?

　　How Long Has This Been Going On？-Jerry Lewis

　　I could cry salty tears,

　　Where have I been all these years?

　　Little wow, tell me now,

　　How long has this been going on?

　　There were chills up my spine,

　　And some thrills I can't define.

　　Listen, sweet, I repeat,

　　How long has this been going on?

　　Oh, I feel that I could melt,

　　Into Heaven I'm hurled!

　　I know how Columbus felt,

　　Finding another world.

　　Kiss me once, then once more.

　　What a dunce I was before.

　　What a break!

　　For Heaven's sake!

　　How long has this been going on?

　　Dear, when in your arms I creep,

　　That divine rendezvous,

　　Don't wake me, if I'm asleep,

　　Let me dream that it's true!

　　Kiss me twice, then once more.

　　That makes thrice, let's make it four!

　　What a break!

　　For Heaven's sake!

　　How long has this been going on?

　　How long has this, been going on?