Master Charge - Albert Collins
I got my wife a charge card
Just the other day
I owe five hundred dollars
Just for yesterday
I said Honey here's a present
Go out and shop around
Buy you a couple a-dresses
Browse around downtown
She did just what I told her
Bought one two three
Came home lookin' silly
Makin' goo-goo eyes at me
Mastercharge I'll break and bury her card
Mastercharge I'll break and bury her card
Mastercharge I'll break and bury her card
Oh yeah charge it
Said Did you get your dress
Yes one or two
I needed me some shoes
I needed some jewelry too
Two hundred dollar dresses
I could-a made I can't sew
It made me so mad
I could call her a so and so
Mastercharge I'll break and bury her card
Mastercharge break and bury her card
Mastercharge break and bury her card
Oh yeah charge it for me charge it baby
Hey Ow
I wanna that glasses
I paid one and a half
I'm so mad I just had to laugh
I could see in my mind
On a horse like Paul Revere
Hate to check my mail boxes
'Cause these bills keep comin' here
Mastercharge break and bury her card
Mastercharge break and bury her card
Mastercharge break and bury her card
Oh let's charge it
Oh don't get too much on the bill dear
(Oh I put five hundred dollars already baby)
Yeah but I know but I'm a
You know that that that 18% is killin' me
Yeah I understand darlin'
But I know you wanna charge it
And everything yeah I'm
(They have American Express)
But wait a minute man I
I told you to take that Master Card with you
And take one with you and leave one at home
But you look good in them blue jeans though
(Yeah I understand about dresses)
Yeah they got them on sale up over
Fifteen dollars man on sale darlin'
Here let me look for you
I'm gonna bet you
Be struttin' down the street in them blue jeans haha
Yeah but you can even wear them
Dresses on the weekend
Yeah I hear you baby
Well charge it then baby that's alright yeah
(I have a Visa )
What (heh heh)
Give me the scissors
I'm gonna cut them up
Well you ought to be ashamed of yourself you
Yeah I know darlin' I am
(Charge it)
Here go on charge darlin'
I'm guilty callin' them
I know you're gonna charge it anyway
Ooh I know you gonna look good in them blue jeans
You look like you been poured in them
Oh charge it baby
Yeah I see you later on and hour
I'm gone to work here when I come back
I wanna see you with them jeans on baby