Fool
You such a fool
You think you still got the cool in you
That's cute say something new
A girl like you too young to see the truth
They say you were born in 1922
Your hair is like the living proof
Oh you you never sing wearing any shoes
I'll buy you a pair in 42
Dah dah dah dah you're a fool
You should change your looks
But even if you did look good
You would still be a fool
Dah dah dah dah the fool is you
For that I'm absolutely sure
Even if you think you are cool
It's still just pretentiously cool
Oh did I tell you
You do have fans
Your biggest fan is you
Blah blah blah blah blah
Like you have fans oh yes
Your boyfriend is the only one
Well you you Fortune500 snobbish fool
You look like Mr Bean in suit
Oh you you crazy psycho with a fake mole
And you sing like you are howling toward the moon
Dah dah dah dah you're a fool
Fortune500 fool
What they said is absolutely true
You old fat ugly fool
Dah dah dah dah the fool is you
You gigantic joke
What they joked about is so true
You witch-looking duck-sounding fool
Dah dah dah dah who's the fool (it's you)
Who's the fool (it's you)
Dah dah dah dah they all've been fooled
I actually really like you
Dah dah dah dah they are fools
Coz they too cheap to appreciate me and you