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2016-12-21

  Asher Roth - Bad Day (Feat. Jazze Pha)

  @ 活在當下 制作

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps..

  So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

  heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

  but my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,

  all this jet setting has really been getting to me.

  It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep

  but instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,

  an isle seat, fine by me

  but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.

  With a wild child behind that's crying _

  flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams

  So I silently plead "Oh God,

  please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"

  but of course a morbidly obese beast

  is in the seat that weeses when it breathes _

  is at least three deep and he keeps telling me

  what is wrong with his knees

  _ just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars

  and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.

  I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

  Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

  So four hours of turbulence,

  we land when I'm about to turd in my pants,

  but the captain is seat belt fastened.

  So my ass is just passin gas and

  at last I escape from the plane

  when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.

  I make my way towards baggage claim

  when I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.

  Some dumb B****, it was a high schooler

  while shes sweating shes telling me she likes my

  I just smile and think how great it would be

  if I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.

  So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.

  In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.

  I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

  Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

  I check into my hotel room

  and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

  Tell him I moved and I need some water

  and food and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

  but the tube has no HBO

  so anything I want yo I'm paying for

  but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe

  watching that Little People Big Roles show

  right then there's a knock at the door,

  it's my last hope for a Spanish

  who will change my sheets in exchange for penis

  "Hi, I've lost my ****, have you seen it?"

  Jesus, this day is the worst,

  at least I can give me a little jerk

  and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless

  I guess it could be worse but I'm just

  having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

  Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

  and it just keeps going

  and it just keeps...

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