Never Do a Tango With An Eskimo - Alma Cogan
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear, no
When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska
She must never do a tango with an Eskimo
You can do it with a Latin
from Manila to Manhattan
You can do it with a Gaucho in Brazil
But if once those Eskimoses
start to wiggle with their toeses
You can bet your life,
you're gonna get a chill
You can never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear, no
If you do, you'll get the breeze up
And you'll end up with a freeze up
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear, no
When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska
She must never do a tango
with an Eskimo
You can do it with a sailor
from Peru to Venezuela
You can do it with Apaches in Paris
But if once an Eskimosee
starts to cuddle up so cosy
You'll find your passion cooling, yes, sirree
You can never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear, no
If you do, you'll get the breeze up
And you'll end up with a freeze up
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh no, no, no, no, no
Never do a tango with an Eskimo, no, no, no